TEDDYBEAR SAUSAGE PRODUCTIONS
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Teddybear Sausage Productions is a small independent film company based in Albany, OR. Established in 2003, we are an off-shoot of the now "indisposed" Cheap Films Presents. So why an off-shoot instead of still CFP? Well, CFP was a dum name and the only member who still liked the name left the area and took it with him.

Ricardo J. Mantelban Trained in the Navy SEALS as an elite presidential bodyguard, I left the service in disgrace after the assasination of President Mondale in 1987. With no one willing to a failed bodyguard, I was forced into a life of crime. I learned about the movie business working for the mob in California. In 2003 I returned to Albany, OR to work with my brother and his friends making movies. I now produce films for Teddybear Sausage Productions.
Tasks: producer, executive producer, actor, writer, foley artist, graphic designer, and music director

God Eric An internationally famous playboy, jet-setter, and super spy (that last part is a secret), I joined CFP while recovering from multiple fractures receved in... a hot-tubbing accident. The jets were very strong. I never fully recovered from my injuries, but found the challenge of directing movies to be as enjoyable as... hot-tubbing.
Tasks: Director, lead writer, actor, foley artist

Ruslovich Earlowski Born in poland, I was recruited into the KGB from the Polish secret police; moved to Russia, and changed my name to Ruslovich Earlowski. After 12 years, I lost the taste for my prescribed tasks, and left Russia. I moved from place to place, and changed my name to avoid pursuit by the KGB. Since the fall of the USSR, I am now free to once again use the name of my first choosing, and... San Dimas high school football rules!!!
Tasks: executive producer, actor

Ramone Bio coming soon
Tasks: actor