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| Ricardo J. Mantelban | Trained in the Navy SEALS as an elite presidential bodyguard, I left the service in disgrace after the assasination of President Mondale in 1987. With no one willing to a failed bodyguard, I was forced into a life of crime. I learned about the movie business working for the mob in California. In 2003 I returned to Albany, OR to work with my brother and his friends making movies. I now produce films for Teddybear Sausage Productions.
Tasks: producer, executive producer, actor, writer, foley artist, graphic designer, and music director |
| God Eric | An internationally famous playboy, jet-setter, and super spy (that last part is a secret), I joined CFP while recovering from multiple fractures receved in... a hot-tubbing accident. The jets were very strong. I never fully recovered from my injuries, but found the challenge of directing movies to be as enjoyable as... hot-tubbing.
Tasks: Director, lead writer, actor, foley artist |
| Ruslovich Earlowski | Born in poland, I was recruited into the KGB from the Polish secret police; moved to Russia, and changed my name to Ruslovich Earlowski. After 12 years, I lost the taste for my prescribed tasks, and left Russia. I moved from place to place, and changed my name to avoid pursuit by the KGB. Since the fall of the USSR, I am now free to once again use the name of my first choosing, and... San Dimas high school football rules!!!
Tasks: executive producer, actor |
| Ramone | Bio coming soon
Tasks: actor |